150 Bitcoin obituaries in date order
“Bitcoin Revealed: A Ponzi Scheme For Redistributing Wealth From One Libertarian To Another” — The Washington Post — 01/14/2015 — $177.28 
“Is This The End For Bitcoin?” — MyBroadband — 01/17/2015 — $199.63 
“Why Apple Pay And Dollars Are Killing Bitcoin” — Forbes — 01/29/2015 — $232.4 
“The End Of Bitcoin” — Robert Nielsen — 02/05/2015 — $216.77 
“Bitcoin Is Dying And Will Be Remembered Like Pogs” — (source not shown in page excerpt) — 02/10/2015 — $220.08 
“Five Reasons Bitcoin Revolution Is Over” — Sputnik News — 02/22/2015 — $235.53 
“Bitcoin Is Going To Disappear” — IEX.nl — 03/25/2015 — $246.13 
“Why Bitcoin’s Male Domination Will Be Its Downfall” — Fusion — 04/23/2015 — $235.56 
“The Death Of Bitcoin” — Tony Arcieri — 05/20/2015 — $234.25 
“Bitcoin Is Unsustainable” — Motherboard — 06/29/2015 — $256.49 
“Bitcoin Will Bite The Dust” — Cato Journal — 07/12/2015 — $309.98 
“Distributed Ledgers Part I Bitcoin Is Dead” — Pascal Bouvier — 08/04/2015 — (price shown on year page) 
“Why Bitcoin Isn’t The Wave Of The Future After All” — DailyCampus — 10/02/2015 — $237.4 
“Bitcoins Are A Waste Of Energy, Literally” — The Drum — 10/05/2015 — $240.59 
“I Broke Bitcoin” — Vice.com — 10/07/2015 — $243.27 
“This Bitcoin Startup Is Changing Its Name And Moving Away From Bitcoin” — Fortune — 10/14/2015 — $252.59 
“Jamie Dimon: Bitcoin Will Not Survive” — CoinDesk — 11/04/2015 — $408.74 
“UBS Chairman: Bitcoin Currency Will Fail, Has No Lender Of Last Resort” — Finance Magnates — 11/12/2015 — $336.86 
“More Dirt On The Bitcoin” — Plata — 11/15/2015 — $319.93 
“Former Bitcoin Companies Are Erasing Their Embarrassing Bits” — The Guardian — 11/23/2015 — $323.26 
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“R.I.P. Bitcoin. It’s Time To Move On.” — (source continues below excerpt) — 02/19/2016 — $420.33 
“The Decline Of Bitcoin Shows You Can’t Engineer Past Government” — The Week — 02/20/2016 — $436.52 
“Bitcoin Is Dead, Long Live The Blockchain” — TheStreet — 02/21/2016 — $438.99 
“The Dream Of Buying A Coffee With Bitcoin Is Dying, If It’s Not Already Dead” — Vice — 03/02/2016 — $421.6 
“The Crisis In Bitcoin And The Rise Of Blockchain” — Fortune — 03/04/2016 — $407.98 
“Dumb Investment Of The Week: Bitcoin Investment Trust” — Seeking Alpha — 03/06/2016 — $404.55 
“Death Sentence For The World’s Most Popular Cryptocurrency” — Cointelegraph — 03/07/2016 — $412.98 
“Performing An Autopsy On The Bitcoin” — TheStreet — 03/08/2016 — $411.76 
“‘Bitcoin Is Dead,’ Says Prominent Fintech Exec” — Yahoo — 04/19/2016 — $436.11 
“Bitcoin May Be Failing, But The Technology Behind It Will Live On” — Forbes — 05/21/2016 — $443.14 
“Why Ethereum Succeeded Where Bitcoin Failed” — Vice.com — 07/21/2016 — $665.1 
“How Bitcoin Was Brought Down By Its Own Potential—And The Banks” — Quartz — 08/30/2016 — $576 
“Is Bitcoin Doomed?” — Newsweek — 10/12/2016 — $635.08 
“Bitcoin’s At It Again” — Bloomberg — 11/03/2016 — $687.51 
“Circle CEO: Nobody Will Be Using Bitcoin In 5 To 10 Years” — Coin Journal — 11/17/2016 — $735.41 
“Bitcoin Was Supposed To Change The World. What Happened?” — Vox — 11/21/2016 — $736.72 
“Why This Well-Funded Startup Just Gave Up On Bitcoin” — Fortune — 12/07/2016 — $763.9 
“Bitcoin Is A Bubble. It Will Burst On Monday 12 December 2016” — LinkedIn — 12/08/2016 — $766.75 
“Bitcoin Passes $1,000 But Only Number That Matters Is Zero” — Financial Times — 01/03/2017 — $1,030.82
“A Leading Economist Explains Why Bitcoin Isn’t Money” — Business Insider — 02/24/2017 — $1,180.92
“The Rise and Fall of Bitcoin” — Forbes — 04/20/2017 — $1,255.40
“Bitcoin’s Price Hit $5,000 Last Week. It’s Still a Dumb Investment” — Los Angeles Times — 09/05/2017 — $4,422.12
“Bitcoin, Ether And Other Cryptocurrencies May Be Seeing The Beginning Of The End” — MarketWatch — 09/07/2017 — $4,638.10
“JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Says Bitcoin Is A Fraud That Will Eventually Blow Up” — CNBC — 09/12/2017 — $4,148.27
“Bitcoin Is In A Bubble, And Here’s How It’s Going To Crash” — CNBC — 09/13/2017 — $3,874.26
“JPMorgan’s Top Quant Strategist, Echoing CEO, Compares Bitcoin To Pyramid Scheme” — CNBC — 09/15/2017 — $3,686.90
“The Guardian View On Cryptocurrencies: Blockchain Of Fools” — The Guardian — 11/23/2017 — $8,002.64
“Bitcoin ‘Ought To Be Outlawed,’ Nobel Prize Winner Stiglitz Says” — Bloomberg — 11/29/2017 — $9,816.35
“Bitcoin Is A Delusion That Could Conquer The World” — The Atlantic — 11/30/2017 — $9,916.54
“Bitcoin Is A Dangerous Speculative Bubble” — CNBC — 12/04/2017 — $11,616.86
“Bitcoin: French Economist Predicts Day Of Reckoning” — Irish Times — 12/05/2017 — $11,696.06
“Greenspan Compares Bitcoin To Colonial America Currency That Eventually Became Worthless” — CNBC — 12/06/2017 — $13,708.99
“Bitcoin Boom May Be A Disaster For The Environment” — CNN — 12/07/2017 — $16,858.02
“A New Gold? Bitcoin Is More Like The Beanie Baby Bubble” — The Telegraph — 12/08/2017 — $16,057.15
“The Great Bitcoin Scam” — Forbes — 12/28/2017 — $14,428.76
“Investor Who Called Last Two Major Market Crashes Says Bitcoin Is A Bubble” — CNBC — 01/04/2018 — $15,155.23
“Cryptocurrencies Will Come To A Bad Ending” — CNBC — 01/10/2018 — $14,890.72
“Bitcoin Is A Pyramid Scheme, Warns Former Wells Fargo CEO Dick Kovacevich” — CNBC — 01/16/2018 — $11,348.02
“Bitcoin Is Basically A Ponzi Scheme” — Seattle Times — 01/30/2018 — $10,035.00
“Roubini Says Bitcoin Is The ‘Biggest Bubble In Human History’” — Bloomberg — 02/02/2018 — $8,827.63
“Bitcoin Savaged By BIS As ‘A Bubble, Ponzi Scheme And An Environmental Disaster’” — CNBC — 02/06/2018 — $7,700.39
“BoE’s Carney Says Bitcoin Has Pretty Much Failed As Currency” — Reuters — 02/19/2018 — $11,159.72
“World’s Largest Asset Manager Says Get Ready To Stomach Complete Losses In Cryptocurrencies” — CNBC — 02/26/2018 — $10,313.08
“Cryptocurrency Is A Giant Multi-Level Marketing Scheme” — Quartz — 02/28/2018 — $10,309.64
“7 Reasons Bitcoin Is Doomed” — Kiplinger — 03/08/2018 — $9,299.28
“Bitcoin Is Worthless, Bubble May Pop Soon, Allianz Global Says” — Bloomberg — 03/14/2018 — $8,196.90
“Bitcoin, The Biggest Bubble In History, Is Popping” — Bloomberg — 04/09/2018 — $6,773.94
“Why Bitcoin Is Bullshit, Explained By An Expert” — Vox — 04/11/2018 — $6,939.55
“Sell All Crypto And Abandon All Blockchain” — Financial Times — 04/13/2018 — $7,889.23
“Warren Buffett Says Bitcoin Is Probably Rat Poison Squared” — CNBC — 05/05/2018 — $9,826.60
“There’s A ‘Decent Probability’ Bitcoin Goes To Zero, Says Vanguard Economist” — MarketWatch — 05/22/2018 — $7,983.52
“Bitcoin Has Fallen To Its Lowest Point Since November And Will Probably Be Totally Wiped Out” — The Independent — 06/28/2018 — $5,848.26
“Why Bitcoin May Soon Be Worth Nothing” — New York Post — 07/04/2018 — $6,584.77
“Bitcoin And Other Cryptocurrencies Are Useless” — The Economist — 08/30/2018 — $6,982.40
“Dr. Doom Says Bitcoin Represents The Mother Of All Bubbles” — MarketWatch — 10/11/2018 — $6,177.23
“Bitcoin Is Close To Becoming Worthless” — MarketWatch — 12/03/2018 — $3,855.68
“Is Bitcoin Going To Zero?” — Forbes — 12/07/2018 — $3,404.46
“JPMorgan Just Killed The Bitcoin Dream” — Barron’s — 02/14/2019 — $3,592.91
“Bitcoin Has No Unique Value At All” — CNBC — 02/25/2019 — $3,852.16
“Nobody Learned Their Lesson After The Last Crash” — Gizmodo — 04/02/2019 — $4,908.69
“Bitcoin’s Crash Hurts The Latecomers Once Again” — MarketWatch — 06/27/2019 — $11,170.89
“Bitcoin Is Dying” — CCN — 11/21/2019 — $7,633.95
“It’s A Pyramid Scheme” — Yahoo Finance — 12/31/2019 — $7,182.40
“Bitcoin Just Failed The Coronavirus Test” — The Motley Fool — 03/13/2020 — $5,629.58
“Bitcoin’s Death Spiral” — Financial Times — 03/13/2020 — $4,800.00
“Bitcoin Is Finished” — The Telegraph — 03/18/2020 — $5,000.00
“Bitcoin Has No Value To Store” — Twitter (quoted by media) — 08/16/2020 — $11,908.33
“Bitcoin Is ‘A Myth’ Says French Central Bank Policymaker” — Crypto News — 08/18/2020 — $12,327.50
“Bitcoin Is Still Rat Poison Squared” — InvestorPlace — 09/01/2020 — $11,964.21
“Bitcoin Is Over” — CoinDesk — 09/08/2020 — $10,316.58
“Bitcoin Has No Role In Institutional Or Retail Investors Portfolios” — Financial commentary — 11/26/2020 — $17,182.49
“Those Who Invest The Most Will Lose The Most” — Market commentary — 01/02/2021 — $32,198.48
“The Bitcoin Dream Is Dead” — Medium — 01/12/2021 — $34,059.91
“Bitcoin Has ‘Nil’ Value” — Bloomberg — 01/22/2021 — $33,018.83
“Reality Check For Cryptocurrency: Bitcoin Is A Scam Which Will Only End In Tears” — Daily Mail — 12/29/2021 — $46,470.69
“Bitcoin And Ethereum Will Go To Zero” — Financial commentary — 06/13/2022 — $25,423.50
“The Crypto Crash Proves It – Bitcoin’s Libertarian Dream Is Over” — The Guardian — 06/15/2022 — $22,562.30
“Bitcoin Will Not Recover” — The Independent — 06/18/2022 — $18,948.80
“Sign Cryptocurrency Is Dead As Bitcoin Dips To $17K” — MarketWatch — 06/19/2022 — $20,552.40
“Bitcoin Is Dead As Predicted – Don’t Get Sucked In” — Financial commentary — 06/22/2022 — $19,971.20
“Bitcoin Heading To Zero, Says China State Media Amid Global Crypto Downturn” — Reuters — 06/25/2022 — $21,231.66
“Bitcoin’s Last Stand” — Financial commentary — 11/30/2022 — $16,444.98
“Crypto Is Collapsing. Here’s What That Means.” — The New York Times — 11/10/2022 — $17,000.00
“The End Of Crypto?” — Time — 11/2022 — $16,000.00
“Jamie Dimon Lashes Out Against Crypto: ‘If I Was The Government, I’d Close It Down’” — CNBC — 12/06/2023 — $43,932.70
“The Case Against Bitcoin” — Financial Times — 09/05/2024 — $56,160.49
“Nobel Prize-Winning Economist Says Beware Of The Bitcoin Craze” — CNBC — 11/20/2024 — $94,339.49
“Bitcoin Is No Longer ‘Digital Gold’” — Yahoo Finance — 02/11/2026 — $67,546.46